You Know You’re Having a Rough Flight…

- When the airplane pilot reminds you for the third time in 10 minutes to check the security of your seat-belt

- When the phrasing “the ride will be quite turbulent with bumpiness in various degrees of intensity,” is said with a slight quiver.

- When the 180 or so people on board make enough “ohhhhh,” and “wooahhhh” sounds that you if you close your eyes hard enough, you might just think you’re at an amusement park.

- When after you land through rain and fog, the flight crew announces over the PA, “what a landing!!”