You had me worried…

Leon – you had me so distressed! But alas, I returned this evening and it was all such a scam! You dirty plant you! There you were, sitting daintily, just where I left you, only slightly parched, and nary a leaf out of place. I'm glad to see that you survived buddy ol' pal, but I knew you would anyway – you're a trooper. Unfortunately, your devious side has led me to take away your keyboard privileges. It's for your own good. Goodnight!