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In November 2010, Earache Records released EARACHE EXTREME STAGE DIVING, a completely free and highly-addictive app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad in which players throw a stage diver off a festival stage and as far into the riotous crowd as possible while rocking out to a raging metal soundtrack.

One year on and gamers and music fans all over the world have thrown the notorious stage diver hundreds of thousands of metres in their quest to reach the top of the leaderboard…

- A nice break in between the mundane onslaught of “remember our titles for your Best of 2011 list” emails. The above passages goes on for several hundred more words in congratulating the current scoreboard champion. Below is a demo of the game. Sadly, it is not presently available on the Android platform.