Another entry into the “”this press release does not suck”" category:

Tired of Nu-Metal? Are you over today’s cookie-monster rock currently saturating your rock airwaves? Does the bald dude from Disturbed freak you out? Never fear, help is on the way! Spend your holiday season with 80′s giants like LA Guns, Faster Pussycat and Warrant as they barrel through Christmas classics like “”Run Rudolph Run”" (by Chuck Berry), “”I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,”" “”Santa’s Back in Town, “” and many more.

We Wish You a Hairy Christmas is guaranteed to be a retro-classic winner at any holiday party so crank it up!

Track Listing

Father Christmas – Warrant

Naughty Naught Christmas – Danger Danger

Happy Holiday – Enuff Z’ Nuff

Run Rudolph Run – L.A. Guns

Everyday Should Be Like Christmas – Bullet Boys

Jingle Bell Rock – Tuff feat. Stevie Rachelle

Won’t Be Home for Xmas – Every Mother’s Nightmare

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – Gilby Clarke

Happy Family – Pretty Boy Floyd

Santa’s Back in Town – Toxx Gang

Silent Night – Faster Pussycat feat. Taime Down

FOR CONSUMERS WHO HATE: Nu-Metal, Slipknot, Korn, Disturbed, Papa Roach, Limp Bizkit

FOR CONSUMERS WHO LOVE: 80′s Metal! Hair Rock! Teased Up Hair! Poison, Guns n’ Roses, Faster Pussycat, L.A. Guns

SPANDEX, TEASED HAIR, ACID-WASHED JEANS ALL WELCOME!!!