Attention anyone who actually leaves their house from time to time – Do NOT, repeat DO NOT, purchase Tony Hawk 4 of Lord of the Rings: Two Towers video games. You won't leave your house for probably the rest of the year.

Also, no, KFC does NOT sell hamburgers, cheeseburgers or any sort of burger, KFC – KENTUCKY-FRIED-CHICKEN. For that matter, we don't even have cheese, did I stutter? NO CHEESE! NEXT!