…but on the inside they are highly troubled beings! I have used my 100+ credits of electrical engineering training to reach the conclusion that my iBook's hard drive "done fucked right up." So hence, if you would like a barely used iBook with some super exclusive DIE TRYING mp3s on the hard drive, please contact me. I'm looking for something in the neighborhood of seven to eight million, with the amount of zeroes and unit of currency being negotiable. I will also accept trades for the following:<br><br>

1) A working iBook<br>

2) A better middle name<br>

3) An authentic Emmy award<br>

4) A Vermont brand teddy bear playing jai alai<Br>

5) The movie <i>Rad</i> on DVD<br><Br>

My iBook (heretofore dubbed "Edith") would also appreciate any well wishes in this very trying time… though she does not wish to hear from Leon, as she is still getting over that night, and feels it would just be awkward.<br><br>

Additional get well wishes go out to Nick Bailey from OVER IT, who, from what I've been told, got a "gnarly" case of the flu while on tour. Hope the flu shots don't hurt too much!