my mother used to say, “”nick, you can do anything you want if you put your mind to it.”" then my father would say, “”no you can’t, you can be something reasonable…a garbageman, firefighter, or a cop like me, that’s about it.”"

jordan clearly sides with my father…

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BIFFMARKIE: i think my dream job is writing for conan o’brien…seriously, what’s the best idea to get a job there?…how do i “”wow”" them?

Jbakerman: i’ll be honest – you probably won’t be able to

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thanks for keeping it real jordan!