If I'm ever a Judge…

I'm totally going to include a flow-chart with each one of my case decisions including, why a rule is applied and to what facts the rule is being applied to. And if I'm relying on any prior cases in naming this rule, it will neatly say so, stated just after the application. I know that not one of you who took the time to read the above either a) gives a crap, or b) has a clue what I'm referencing. I'm OK with that.