Ahhh, but that's the point…

The ordinary cookie is just not accepted as a breakfast food. Clearly, there is demand for such, as traditional breakfast foods like cereal have forged some kind of go-between with Cookie Crisp, and the like. But that stuff still goes into a bowl and milk is suggested. Sure, you could just eat them out of the box, but I am not satisfied. General Mills – I look forward to hearing from your representatives.