Jordan just reviewed a coffee maker. That is awesome. Coming soon? Reviews of all kinds of things that I need. First on the list: a powerbook. Second: Naked Juice:Berry Blast.

According to Ferret, THE BANNER will be heading to Trax East in March to record their label debut. The name of the album will be Each Breath Haunted. Jake Bannon of Converge will be doing the artwork for the record. THE BANNER previously dropped a release on Blackout Records.

Additionally, tonight (1/29) will be the premier of MISERY SIGNALS’ video for “”The Year Summer Ended In June”" on MTV2′s Headbangers Ball. You can check out slick looking video from the Ferret site right here.

As found on theprp.com:

February 28th Syracuse, NY – The Furnace (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 01st Cambridge, MA – Middle East (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 03rd Farmingdale, NY – Downtown (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 04th Montclair, NJ – Bloomfield Ave Cafe (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 05th Danbury, CT – Empress Ballroom (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 05th Farmingdale, NY – Downtown (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 06th New York, NY – Continental (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 09th Baltimore, MD – The Ottobar (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 10th Latham, NY – Saratoga Winners (Feat. Alexisonfire, Emanuel, The Black Maria)

March 12th Lexington, KY – The Beaumont YMCA (Feat. Murder By Death)

March 13th Nashville, TN – Exit/In (Feat. Murder By Death)

March 14th Birmingham, AL – Bomb Shelter (Feat. Murder By Death)

March 15th Lake Charles, LA – Shaky Grounds Coffee House (Feat. Murder By Death)

March 16th Little Rock, AR – Vino’s (Feat. Murder By Death)

March 19th Austin, TX – Take Action Showcase SXSW

March 20th Houston, TX – Walters On Washington (Feat. Decibully, The Snake The Cross The Crown)

March 21st New Orleans, LA – The Parish (Feat. Decibully, The Snake The Cross The Crown)

March 23rd Gainesville, FL – Common Grounds (Feat. Decibully, The Snake The Cross The Crown)

March 24th Orlando, FL – Wills Pub (Feat. Decibully, The Snake The Cross The Crown)

March 27th Jacksonville, FL – Jack Rabbit’s (Feat. Decibully, The Snake The Cross The Crown)

1. HIDDEN IN PLAIN VIEW – Life In Dreaming

2, COMEBACK KID – Wake The Dead

3. NEW MEXICAN DISASTER SQUARD / WESTERN ADDICTION – Split CD

4. STRUNG OUT – Suburban Teenage Wasteland Blues

5. MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD – Nothing In Vain

Yea… I know, we’re late in posting this, but I’m too busy rocking out to this song to care. SMOKE OR FIRE are the latest signees to FAT, and were previously known as JERICHO and JERICHO RVA. Anyway, the label has posted an mp3 for “California Burning,” a tune from the band’s upcoming album, Above the City. I swear, parts of this song make it seem like FAT built this band out of the section of its roster that includes DILLINGER 4 and THE LAWRENCE ARMS. Check it out here.

From the inbox:

STUTTERFLY have relaunched their official website where they have posted the new video for “”Gun In Hand.”" Stutterfly are currently on tour with Letter Kills and are confirmed for this year’s Warped Tour. Stutterfly’s new album, And We Are Bled Of Color, will hit stores this spring.

video: STUTTERFLY – Gun in Hand

- This song has gone through a pretty serious reworking since it first appeared on the band’s indie debut. I feel like it’s definitely been neutered…. cool video though.

first news i’ve posted in like 9 months!

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