Only ten team pastepunk shirts left! I'm currently wearing mine-and let me tell you, it's the cadillac of tshirts! The 24karat of tshirts! The uh..getting a really good sandwich of tshirts. It will bring balance and goodwill to you and those around you.

One of the sheer pleasures of doing pastepunk is the abundance of diversity that comes through my stereo. For example, I just wrote two reviews for stuff from Deep Elm Records, primarily an indierock/emo label, and now, while writing this, i’m listening again to the ghetto/squatter/ska/punk/thrash/monkeyballs styling of the incomparable LEFTOVER CRACK. This shit is [...]

<b>MODERN LIFE IS WAR</b> PREPARE TO RECORD DEBUT FULL LENGTH<br><br>

Modern Life Is War will be recording their debut full length entitled "My Love. My Way." for Martyr Records in March 2003 at Atomic! Recording Studios in Brooklyn, NY with Dean Baltulonis (American Nightmare, The Hope Conspiracy, Madball). Mastering will be done at West West Side Music in Tenafly, NJ with Alan Douches (Saves The Day, Snapcase, Kid Dynamite). All artwork & design for this release will be done by Jake Bannon (Converge vocalist). This release is slated to have a release date of Summer 2003.

I’ve noticed that with reviews of this band, most critics seem to go crazy over the fact that these guys are Swedish. I say: wahoo. They do know how to make music in Sweden ya know? I don’t think it’s really a big deal. But anyway, LAST DAYS OF APRIL sport a deliciously thick sound [...]

The ordinary cookie is just not accepted as a breakfast food. Clearly, there is demand for such, as traditional breakfast foods like cereal have forged some kind of go-between with Cookie Crisp, and the like. But that stuff still goes into a bowl and milk is suggested. Sure, you could just eat them out of the box, but I am not satisfied. General Mills – I look forward to hearing from your representatives.

Jordan did you never eat Cookie Crisp? Or the apparently well-disguised OREO cereal?

Why haven't cookies become a traditional breakfast item? They are sugary, compact, and easy to eat on the go. The Breakfast Cookie empire is just around the corner.