I was given my last rites this morning, Jordan. I take back everything I said about you, gentle keeper, just please, rescue me from this hastily-approaching fiery chasm known as the garbage can. I fear I may only have 24 hours to live. I don't know what I did to deserve this treatment oh wise and just master, but victory is yours. If you can revive me from this sickness cast over me, I shall pledge my undying allegiance to you and your offspring.