Cause LIMP BIZKIT’S back for more! The macho, rap-metal composers released such notable album titles as Chocolate Star Fish and Hot Dog Flavored Water. The fact that no one has any idea what that means surely is an indication it’s genius. Guitarist Wes Borland and Fred Durst released this joint statement, explaining why they’re returning to the music scene: “We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other. Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back.” Look out NICKLEBACK – the BIZKIT is gunning for their piece of “The Nookie.” Here are five things all you kids should bring to a LIMP BIZKIT concert, when they arrive in an arena near you: 1. Forget the red baseball cap. The United States economy is in decline. So Bring a baseball bat, and use the band’s aggressive diddy “Break stuff” as an excuse to eliminate a few BIZKIT fans, there-by freeing up a few jobs! 2. On second thought, don’t bring a baseball bat. The fans probably don’t have jobs anyway. 3. Bring a dead chicken in a backpack, if you can get it past security. Many people mistakenly believe that only the macho rule the mosh pits. Not true. If you jump into the center of the battle, and raise that carcass in the air, those Hurley sporting weight lifters will be running to their hot girl friends, leaving all of the respect and glory to you. 4. But they have hot girl friends, and now all you have is a dead chicken and some respect. On second thought, leave the chicken and just dress really nice in a nice suit, and then hit on the tough-guy’s girlfriends while their slamming each other around in the pit. 5. Finally, the most important thing to bring to a LIMP BIZKIT concert is headphones so you can listen to something else while you’re there. – Cheap shots aside, who, exactly, is the target audience for this? I don’t think time has been particularly kind to the LIMP BIZKIT discography, so the broader question in my mind is: Hasn’t the initial fanbase grown up and disavowed almost everything they ever had to do with the BIZKIT? The next question, of course, is why am I wasting my breath on this band’s reunion? James